Is God Punishing Cities Showing Palin Documentary ‘The Undefeated’?

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Has God® had enough of Sarah Palin®? Here’s a list of the ten cities hosting The Undefeated in its (very) limited nationwide release today — along with real Acts of God that have recently occurred in these places.

Coincidence? Or God’s wrath?

AZ (Phoenix)

Q: Where is The Undefeated playing in Phoenix?
A: AMC Ahwahtukee 24

God’s Punishment: Giant Haboob

CA (Orange)

Q: Where is The Undefeated playing in Orange?
A: AMC 30 At the Block

God’s Punishment: Carmageddon

CO (Highlands Ranch)

Q: Where is The Undefeated playing in Highlands Ranch?
A: AMC Highlands Ranch 24

God’s Punishment: Wild Lightning

FL (Orlando)

Q: Where is The Undefeated playing in Orlando?
A: AMC Universal Cineplex 20

God’s Punishment: The Casey Anthony Verdict

GA (Kennesaw)

Q: Where is The Undefeated playing in Kennesaw?
A: AMC Barrett Commons 24

God’s Punishment: Sad, Abandoned Animals

IN (Indianapolis)

Q: Where is The Undefeated playing in Indianapolis?
A: AMC Showplace Indianapolis 17

God’s Punishment: Flash Floods

MO (Independence)

Q: Where is The Undefeated playing in Independence?
A: AMC Independence Commons 20

God’s Punishment: Duck Invasion

OK (Oklahoma City)

Q: Where is The Undefeated playing in Oklahoma City?
A: AMC Quail Springs Mall 24

God’s Punishment: Epic Drought

TX (Grapevine)

Q: Where is The Undefeated playing in Grapevine?
A: AMC Grapevine Mills 30

God’s Punishment: Pokemon Mall Tour Visitors

TX (Houston)

Q: Where is The Undefeated playing in Houston?
A: AMC Gulf Pointe 30

God’s Punishment: Hello Kitty®, This Guy, and Her Laugh

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8 thoughts on “Is God Punishing Cities Showing Palin Documentary ‘The Undefeated’?”

  1. Pingback: The Six Most Awesome Parts of Sarah Palin’s Documentary ‘The Undefeated’ – EXCLUSIVE! | PalinWeek.com | PalinWeek Blog

  2. Hilarious, but you could have found something for any city in America ya know. So maybe God was really punishing those going to see Harry Potter?

    • …or GOD is Harry Potter. And Dumbledore. At the same time.

      With the ability to be both at the same time, while simultaneously being neither at the same time.

      Hmm? Well all right, what about that? Some deep conversations going on here at PalinWeek’s debut sessions!

    • Thank you. And BTW, you have the most kickass screen name one could ever hope for. You could run for office with profile cred like that. :)

  4. Unless you knew geography. Orange County is no where near the Sepulveda pass at Mulholland on the 405. The movie played 2 hours south of where that’s going to take place. However, I like the cut of your jib, and I like where this article is going.